Dear Balthazar,
Hester has told me that I need to write in your yearbook because his writing isn't very neat. He said that you're pretty radical and fantabulouso, dude. Actually, he didn't say that but it sounded much better than saying 'someday we will corrupt the virgins and have world domination' because that seems a little too harsh? My bear seems to like you a lot which means you're alright in my book. If you ever decide to go on a mass killing spree Hester wants to come along and I wouldn't mind making my soul count higher. Its like Pokemon.. gotta catch 'em all!
Love, Ray and Hester